While cleaning up my room, saw this JOKE book. I shall share some jokes to lighten up your day!

See time fly
John and Larry were walking down the street. Suddenly, they saw a boy throwing a clock out of a window...
John: Why did he throw the clock out of the window?
Larry: Because he want to see time fly.
John: !!!

At home
John: Do you have an extra pencil?
Tom: Yes, I do.
John: Can you lend it to me, please?
Tom: Yes, take it yourself.
John: Where?
Tom: At home.

One leg
Teacher: Anyone who sits on two lgs will have to write two hundred lines.
(A moment later)
Teacher: (Shouting) Peter, You write two hundred lines for me.
Peter: Teacher, but I am sitting on one leg, so I don't have to write.
Teacher: No, you write one hundred lines instead.

Today and Yesterday
Sister: You are the naugthiest boy in the world.
Brother: Yesterday you said that I was the best boy in the world and ...
Sister: Yes, because yesterday you had a lot of sweets.

Stand and Sit
Tom: I can't stand sitting with him.
Jimmy: Of course you can't.
Tom: What makes you so sure?
Jimmy: Because you can't stand and sit at the same time.
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